Step right up, step right up!
The all time gladiator battle is about to commence!
the greatest battle of yelling screaming shouting accusing yelling, yelling, more yelling, degrading and shit talking shall commence between our two fighters here today, starring the son, and the father, say the magic words for the bloody match of hopelessness to begin.
The magic words are "student loans."
After the match enjoy a night chain smoking yourself back to sanity and restless sleep full of terrible nightmares and impossible aspirations. And don't worry about the grand finale, that takes place the next day where you feel worthless as shit cause you're trapped and never going to make it anywhere.
Hey its not so bad, just take a walk down your neighborhood, you know, the one with all the big houses and those other big white people like your dad, look at their sweet rides and sweet houses, their yards and their beaches, you might be able to be just like them one day yah know, he why not, you live in their neighborhood for some reason, you can be just like them yeah! With their pompous summer homes and fake tans, and their plastic little blond bitches for wives...oh wait thats right, you're gay, hey man well shit that sucks. (hopefully you don't get excommunicated, like your brother!)
But wait- Its not that bad man, hey if you can't afford any of their things don't worry you can just befriend them and buy all their used shit that they might throw out if you don't, thats right manipulate them with their own money, just like Dad did, on Christmas time when he wasn't allowed to come over, he might start another big fire yah know, but hey love can put that fire out right, they're both conditional!
And speaking of fires, stay tuned for the next gladiator battle, starring the faggy art school drop out and daddies bmw.
Step right up step right up,
Get your fucking tickets while they're HOT.
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